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April 2002

A quick drabble brought on by having my e-mail account 'hijacked'!

Captain, my Captain.


"Chakotay? I'd like a word with you."

"Yes, Captain?"

"What the hell's this message about?"

"'Fuck me, O Captain of my heart.' What the hell... ? This isn't from *me*."

"Well, it has your name on it, and it originates from the terminal in your quarters...."

"So I see. But I promise you I know nothing about it. I'd never write anything that crude. Who would?"

"Yes, indeed. Who would?"

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"Tom?"

"Hi, Cha. Get my invitation?"

"Invitation? Oh, hell! That message was from you? Tom. You sent it to the Captain."

"Oops. Sorry. Finger must've slipped."

"Stop laughing. Go apologise."


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