April 2002 A quick drabble brought on by having my e-mail account 'hijacked'! Captain, my Captain. "Chakotay? I'd like a word with you." "Yes, Captain?" "What the hell's this message about?" "'Fuck me, O Captain of my heart.' What the hell... ? This isn't from *me*." "Well, it has your name on it, and it originates from the terminal in your quarters...." "So I see. But I promise you I know nothing about it. I'd never write anything that crude. Who would?" "Yes, indeed. Who would?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Tom?" "Hi, Cha. Get my invitation?" "Invitation? Oh, hell! That message was from you? Tom. You sent it to the Captain." "Oops. Sorry. Finger must've slipped." "Stop laughing. Go apologise." BACK |